Lenore, North Carolina – Earlier Sunday evening, luke thomas walsh, a %victim_gender% from Lenore, North Carolina was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the %victim_gender% called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely luke thomas walsh would have done such a thing.
The last report from the Lenore, North Carolina Mental Health Unit is that luke thomas walsh’s car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep” box.
Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find luke thomas walsh.
The %victim_gender% was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting… “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”…
November 6th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I didnt do it!
November 11th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
cool i hope he dies.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Ewwww…you sick pervert!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
This is Ridiculesly digustingly sicken thing i have ever heard.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:36 am
hans, volgende maal met mij he
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 am
Puppa Asmanow
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 am
THIS IS SPARTA!
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:11 am
he WAS my friend.
December 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
a whole lotta wiskey…ha ha ha ha
December 4th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
can i noe u guys hate him?
December 4th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
i xde i dea i gt invited i join lol – i hate kartish group
December 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I know that guy
December 12th, 2009 at 9:11 am
OI WDF DUMB YONG JIE HE MAKED THIS ARTICLE I NVR MAKE THIS
December 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
My god, what was he thinking? Trying to make a few more Mexicans was he?
December 13th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Everyone knows that Mexicans are the product of cowboys screwing sheep!
December 15th, 2009 at 12:36 am
he iz 1 sik fagot! if i evr c him ill kikk his sory azz from hear 2 the moon
December 18th, 2009 at 1:34 am
That’s Hot.
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 am
WOW NICE 1 ! U HAD A SEX WITH A SHEEP
January 6th, 2010 at 10:15 am
i am a pervert!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha
January 7th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Oh FFS!
January 8th, 2010 at 8:14 am
I work with Rob, I’m gay and i never suspected!!! I’m in complete shock!!! Hi Bobby Boy……
January 11th, 2010 at 1:45 am
OMG!! This is f*cking hilarious. Im LMAO ROTFL!
January 18th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
It was all over his black truck!
January 24th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
WTHHHH that ain’t real, he’s a singer???
February 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
she is mai friend. bodo!!a! ce pielea mea ai facut? ai murdarit dreaq masina!!!!
March 5th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Is this why he hasn’t been available to talk to me about my god damn season ticket upgrade
March 5th, 2010 at 10:08 am
Is this why he hasn’t been available to talk to me about my god damn season ticket upgrade????
March 10th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Feeds sheep
March 11th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
wtf is this?
March 16th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
watta dirty kunt
July 6th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
wow NWO5150 didn’t expect this from you. hahah lol
July 6th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
waw epic wtf really a sheep yet funny hehe i didnt do it!
July 15th, 2010 at 3:49 am
I did’nt do it also….
August 4th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
dgsgdg
August 19th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
THE FUCKING HELL?!?!? THAT SHIT IS MESSED UP AND ALL LIES!! NISSA IS ONE OF MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS! WHOEVER MADE THIS AND THE ONE ABOUT DANIELLE IS FUCKED UP AND TWISTED IN THE FUCKING HEAD!! >:O YOY GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
OMG I m shocked! I never thought you could do so
