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		<title>Rocky Mountain Telecom Canada Internet Service Ripped me off for hundreds of dollars and tried to sell me what was discovered to be a pirated 4PSA software. Vancouver, BC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rocky Mountain Telecom 300-1055 West Hastings Street Vancouver British Columbia V6E 2E9 Canada Phone: 416-800-1255 Web Address: http://www.rockytelecom.com and www.canadainternet.ca DON&#8217;T GET SCAMMED LIKE I DID!!!! I should have expected it when I thought it was too good to be true. When sourcing a new telephony carrier for my company I found Canada Internet &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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<p>300-1055 West Hastings Street<br />
Vancouver British Columbia             V6E 2E9<br />
Canada<br />
Phone:  416-800-1255<br />
Web Address: <a href="http://www.rockytelecom.com">http://www.rockytelecom.com</a> and  <a href="http://www.canadainternet.ca">www.canadainternet.ca</a></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>DON&#8217;T GET SCAMMED LIKE I DID!!!! </strong>I should have expected it when I thought it was too good to be true. When sourcing a new telephony carrier for my company I found Canada Internet &#8211; <strong>Rocky Mountain Telecom (Michael King)</strong> on </span><span style="color: #000000;">google</span> as a company that offers IP VPN, VOIP, DID, SIP, origination, termination, dedicated and VPS servers for hosted PBX and Asterisk servers at a very low cost to any reseller across Canada.</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">I contacted the company to discuss opportunities to work together. It seemed to be a good fit as I was sold into believing this company can provide me with excellent support, quality service and a cost effective solution. But what I really got was&#8230; <strong>terrible support, a bad attitude and ripped off!!!</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>Michael King (owner) Rocky Mountain Telecom</strong> promised me a virtual private <span style="color: #000000;">server</span> provisioned with <span style="color: #000000;"><strong>4PSA Cloud Calling Software (Voip Now) for $750</strong>, This was to include unlimited extensions and all the bells and whistles. I should have known it was too good to be true. I was told the server would be provided for me within 72 hours after <strong>I pre-paid for the cost of the server setup of $750.</strong> After 4 weeks <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>I have still not received my server</strong></span> and I get no answers.</span></p>
<p>After many <span style="color: #000000;">emails</span><span style="color: #000000;">, calls and requests for the status of my server Michael King informed me that they (James &amp; Dale) were <strong>having troubles getting past the copyrights and are having a hard time cracking the 4PSA licensing</strong>.</span></p>
<p><strong>SELLING ME AN ILLEGAL VERSION!!!!</strong> I don&#8217;t buy pirated software!!! I have reported this to 4PSA (<span style="color: #000000;">VOIP</span><span style="color: #000000;"> Now) and will continue to pursue this until my money has been returned to me. To date, <strong>Michael King of Rocky mountain Telecom owes me $750</strong> and as a matter of fact <strong>his last email to me was &#8220;FO&#8221;</strong> as if to say &#8220;F**K<br />
OFF&#8221;.</span></p>
<p>Michael King of Rocky Mountain Telecom and <span style="color: #000000;">Canada Internet</span><span style="color: #000000;">, you are a shady business man! You ripped me off. <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>I demand my money back</strong></span>, not because I need it, but because <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>YOU OWE IT TO ME!</strong></span> I am willing to go to much length on this principle.</span></p>
<p>On a related note&#8230; after only 3 weeks of doing business together, Michael King had the nerve to ask me for a reference for his business to a previous client who he wanted to come back to him as a customer again. he wanted me to comment on his support, service and pricing. <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Against my better judgment</strong></span> I gave a positive review&#8230; glad I kept his number so I can explain to him that I felt I had to give a positive review for a fear of backlash and losing my money if I didn&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>%victim_name% has died in %victim_city%!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 15:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[%victim_city% &#8211; Earlier today, it was reported that %victim_name% has been found dead. The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning. A spokesperson for %victim_city% Medical Center told us that %victim_name% [...]]]></description>
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<p>The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning.</p>
<p>A spokesperson for %victim_city% Medical Center told us that %victim_name% died at the facility Sunday at 10:04 a.m. PST.</p>
<p>No more information is known at this time.</p>
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		<title>%victim_name% wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[%victim_city% - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! %victim_name% has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man. During an interview with %victim_name%, the %victim_gender% said &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-272" style="margin: 4px;" title="halloween" src="http://wasarrested.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/halloween.jpg" alt="halloween" width="218" height="290" /><strong>%victim_city% </strong>- The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! %victim_name% has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.</p>
<p>During an interview with %victim_name%, the %victim_gender% said &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. &#8221;</p>
<p>%client_name% continued &#8220;It was the best investment I&#8217;ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.&#8221;</p>
<p>%victim_city%&#8217;s fiance was reported to say &#8220;I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn&#8217;t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>%victim_name% caught having sex with a blow up doll!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[%victim_city% &#8211; Earlier today, in %victim_city%, it was reported that %victim_name% was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll.. A friend from a %victim_city% had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that %victim_name% was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>%victim_city%</strong> &#8211; Earlier today, in %victim_city%, it was reported that %victim_name% was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll..</p>
<p>A friend from a %victim_city% had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that %victim_name% was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported&#8230; %victim_name% is now single&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Break It Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dilla Pickles &#8211; the official 2 in 1 album/mixtape in tribute to legendary producer/rapper J Dilla and Dan-e-o&#8217;s first-ever completely FREE digital download project &#8211; drops Halloween 2009! All J Dilla beats! All Dan-e-o rhymes! &#8220;Break It Down&#8221; is the first music video from the Dilla Pickles album/mixtape and is produced and directed by XCON [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dilla Pickles &#8211; the official 2 in 1 album/mixtape in tribute to legendary producer/rapper J Dilla and Dan-e-o&#8217;s first-ever completely FREE digital download project &#8211; drops Halloween 2009!</p>
<p>All J Dilla beats! All Dan-e-o rhymes!</p>
<p>&#8220;Break It Down&#8221; is the first music video from the Dilla Pickles album/mixtape and is produced and directed by XCON of Late Night Shooters.</p>
<p>Download &#8220;Dilla Pickles&#8221; FREE right HERE:<br />
<a href="http://www.dan-e-o.com/DillaPickles.zip">http://www.dan-e-o.com/DillaPickles.zip</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.excondeproductions.com">http://www.excondeproductions.com</a><br />
<a href="http://www.dan-e-o.com/">http://www.dan-e-o.com/</a><br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/daneo10">http://www.myspace.com/daneo10</a><br />
<a href="http://www.twitter.com/daneo10">http://www.twitter.com/daneo10</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thaoshow.com/">http://www.thaoshow.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Police seek robbery suspect</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Friday September 7th, my office was broken into. They stole 2 Server Tape Backup System, a wide screen wall mounted television, my computer and one of my 24 inch Viewsonic monitors. here is the video&#8230; do you know them?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Friday September 7th, my office was broken into. They stole 2 Server Tape Backup System, a wide screen wall mounted television, my computer and one of my 24 inch Viewsonic monitors. here is the video&#8230; do you know them? </p>
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		<title>Watch As Lamers Get Owned</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Funniest Video Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>%victim_name% fired for giving out flu shots to NHL players</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[%victim_city% – Senior health officials in %victim_city% said on Wednesday they had fired %victim_name% for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine. The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL&#8217;s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-280" style="margin: 4px;" title="fired" src="http://wasarrested.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fired.jpg" alt="fired" width="259" height="174" />%victim_city%</strong> – Senior health officials in %victim_city% said on Wednesday they had fired %victim_name% for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine.</p>
<p>The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL&#8217;s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day before the province closed public flu clinics due to a shortage of the vaccine.</p>
<p>&#8220;Our policies on vaccine distribution are designed to ensure an equitable distribution of the vaccine to all people of %victim_city%. Health Services Chief Executive Stephen Duckett said in a statement.</p>
<p>&#8220;The special treatment for the Flames and their families is unacceptable to us and contrary to all of our existing protocols and processes. I apologize for this breach of our duty.&#8221;</p>
<p>Public outrage over the revelations showed that Canadians&#8217; love for a hockey team, even when it includes such franchise stars as forward Jarome Iginla and goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff, only goes so far during a pandemic.</p>
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		<title>Flight Attendant Raps</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Instead of another boring flight announcement&#8230;This Airline attendant makes flying a lot more interesting!! This is flight 372 on SWA The flight attendants on board serving you today Teresa in the middle, David in the back, My name is David and Im here to tell you that, Shortly after takeoff, first things first Theres soft [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>Instead of another boring flight announcement&#8230;This Airline attendant makes flying a lot more interesting!!<br />
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<p><span>This is flight 372 on SWA<br />
The flight attendants on board serving you today<br />
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,<br />
My name is David and Im here to tell you that,<br />
</span></p>
<p><span>Shortly after takeoff, first things first<br />
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst<br />
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler<br />
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars<br />
If a monster energy drink is your plan<br />
Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can<br />
</span></p>
<p><span>We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic<br />
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic<br />
We know youre ready to get to new places<br />
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases<br />
Carry on items go under the seat<br />
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet<br />
If you have a seat on a row with an exit<br />
</span></p>
<p><span>Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it<br />
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you<br />
If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you<br />
Before we leave, our advice is<br />
Put away your electronic devices<br />
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up<br />
Press the button to make the seatback raise up<br />
Sit back relax have a good time<br />
</span></p>
<p><span>Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme<br />
Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored<br />
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboar </span></p>
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