Washington – Earlier today, it was reported that george bush has been found dead.

The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning.

A spokesperson for Washington Medical Center told us that george bush died at the facility Sunday at 10:04 a.m. PST.

No more information is known at this time.

Washington – Today george bush a %victim_gender% known well in Washington has declared Bankruptcy and it’s been a long time coming.

After failing to pay a multitude of lenders the money owed to them, george bush has decided to finally hangup the checkbook.

“george bush has bounced more than 200 within Washington and it’s about time it has stopped. That %victim_gender% was on a spending rampage.” – says: Michael Douglas of the Washington Police Department…