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john berryhill wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

halloweenCity Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! john berryhill hasĀ  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with john berryhill, the %victim_gender% said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

City Square’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

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