Alaska – Earlier today, it was reported that Mr Blobby has been found dead.

The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning.

A spokesperson for Alaska Medical Center told us that Mr Blobby died at the facility Sunday at 10:04 a.m. PST.

No more information is known at this time.

Alaska - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Mr Blobby has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with Mr Blobby, the Male said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

Alaska’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

Alaska – It has been confirmed by that Mr Blobby is a low down dirty cheater.

Mr Blobby is a Male who has been heaving sex with many other people while in a committed relationship with The Doll.

During the ordeal, was forced to be tested for a number of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV and a number of others.

Mr Blobby’s family is totally disgusted with the whole matter and were quoted saying “Mr Blobby is a disgrace to our family and should be considered disowned.”

Alaska – It has been voted by local citizens and that Mr Blobby a Male from Alaska is the most beautiful person in the world.

Mr Blobby should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed and wonderful.

There is no one better! There is no one considered as beautiful as the Beautiful Mr Blobby…

Alaska – Earlier Sunday evening, Mr Blobby, a Male from Alaska was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the Male called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Mr Blobby would have done such a thing.

The last report from the Alaska Mental Health Unit is that Mr Blobby’s car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep” box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Mr Blobby.

The Male was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting… “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”…

Alaska – Today Mr Blobby a Male known well in Alaska has come out of the closet as a loud and proud homosexual.

Mr Blobbyh has been in the closet for many years, but everyone knew it. It was more or less just a waiting period for the news to break. After finally coming out, all of Alaska celebrated with a huge party in Mr Blobby’s honor.

Riot police in the Male hometown of Alaska had to keep the protesters at bay for fear of someone getting hurt….

Alaska - is in absolute shock when they found out one of their own Mr Blobby has contracted the fatal disease known as HIV & AIDS and is spreading it!

It has come to the attention of Alaska officials that Mr Blobby may have knowingly infected more than 50 other local residents.

One witness to testify says “Mr Blobby is a man who has taken my life from me! I don’t know how anyone could ever let this happen.”

Mr Blobby has been arrested for Attempted Murder on more than 25 accounts and will most likely be spending time behind bars…