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Mack Littleton Is The Ryerson Spanker

Posted on 26 February 2010 by admin

offenderThe “Ryerson Spanker” has been slapped with a 16-month sentence for his bizarre fetish.

Mack Littleton, 28, pleaded guilty Monday to sexually assaulting boys aged 15 to 17 whom he had met at a City Square church in March. Mack Littleton lured them with promises of jobs reviewing video games.

“Without warning, they would pull the victim over their knee and spank them,” Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.

A psychiatric report indicated Mack Littleton’s a risk to re-offend — noting four separate convictions — but recommended sex offender treatment atCity Square Correctional Institute and counselling once they have been released on probation.

In custody

Mack Littleton has been in custody for 242 days since arrested March 13 and was sentenced to an additional 16 months by Justice Gail Dobney. He was also given three years probation.

The son of the former assistant deputy finance minister of Manitoba, Mack Littleton was sentenced to 16 months in 1998 after they spanked a 15-year-old boy in City Square.

A year earlier, the former Ryerson journalism student pleaded guilty to three counts of sexual assault for slapping three male Ryerson students on the rump.

They admitted also he tried to spank a 19-year-old on April Fool’s Day 1997 and, later that month, spanked another student, telling him he was researching corporal punishment.

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Mack Littleton wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

halloweenCity Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Mack Littleton hasĀ  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with Mack Littleton, the man said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

City Square’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

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Mack Littleton is a cheater!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – It has been confirmed by that Mack Littleton is a low down dirty cheater.

Mack Littleton is a man who has been heaving sex with many other people while in a committed relationship with .

During the ordeal, was forced to be tested for a number of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV and a number of others.

Mack Littleton’s family is totally disgusted with the whole matter and were quoted saying “Mack Littleton is a disgrace to our family and should be considered disowned.”

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Mack Littleton is beautiful!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – It has been voted by local citizens and that Mack Littleton a man from City Square is the most beautiful person in the world.

Mack Littleton should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed and wonderful.

There is no one better! There is no one considered as beautiful as the Beautiful Mack Littleton…

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Mack Littleton has sex with sheep!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier Sunday evening, Mack Littleton, a man from City Square was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Mack Littleton would have done such a thing.

The last report from the City Square Mental Health Unit is that Mack Littleton’s car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep” box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Mack Littleton.

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting… “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”…

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Mack Littleton is gay!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Today Mack Littleton a man known well in City Square has come out of the closet as a loud and proud homosexual.

Mack Littletonh has been in the closet for many years, but everyone knew it. It was more or less just a waiting period for the news to break. After finally coming out, all of City Square celebrated with a huge party in Mack Littleton’s honor.

Riot police in the man hometown of City Square had to keep the protesters at bay for fear of someone getting hurt….

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Mack Littleton has HIV & AIDS!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square - is in absolute shock when they found out one of their own Mack Littleton has contracted the fatal desiese known as HIV & AIDS and is spreading it!

It has come to the attention of City Square officials that Mack Littleton may have knowingly infected more than 50 other local residents.

One witness to testify says “Mack Littleton is a man who has taken my life from me! I don’t know how anyone could ever let this happen.”

Mack Littleton has been arrested for Attempted Murder on more than 25 accounts and will most likely be spending time behind bars…

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