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Elizabeth Toothacher has died in City Square!

Posted on 05 June 2010 by admin

City Square – Earlier today, it was reported that Elizabeth Toothacher has been found dead.

The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning.

A spokesperson for City Square Medical Center told us that Elizabeth Toothacher died at the facility Sunday at 10:04 a.m. PST.

No more information is known at this time.

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Elizabeth Toothacher wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

halloweenCity Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Elizabeth Toothacher hasĀ  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with Elizabeth Toothacher, the man said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

City Square’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

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Elizabeth Toothacher is a cheater!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – It has been confirmed by that Elizabeth Toothacher is a low down dirty cheater.

Elizabeth Toothacher is a man who has been heaving sex with many other people while in a committed relationship with .

During the ordeal, was forced to be tested for a number of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV and a number of others.

Elizabeth Toothacher’s family is totally disgusted with the whole matter and were quoted saying “Elizabeth Toothacher is a disgrace to our family and should be considered disowned.”

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Elizabeth Toothacher is beautiful!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – It has been voted by local citizens and that Elizabeth Toothacher a man from City Square is the most beautiful person in the world.

Elizabeth Toothacher should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed and wonderful.

There is no one better! There is no one considered as beautiful as the Beautiful Elizabeth Toothacher…

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Elizabeth Toothacher has sex with sheep!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier Sunday evening, Elizabeth Toothacher, a man from City Square was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Elizabeth Toothacher would have done such a thing.

The last report from the City Square Mental Health Unit is that Elizabeth Toothacher’s car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep” box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Elizabeth Toothacher.

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting… “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”…

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Elizabeth Toothacher is gay!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Today Elizabeth Toothacher a man known well in City Square has come out of the closet as a loud and proud homosexual.

Elizabeth Toothacherh has been in the closet for many years, but everyone knew it. It was more or less just a waiting period for the news to break. After finally coming out, all of City Square celebrated with a huge party in Elizabeth Toothacher’s honor.

Riot police in the man hometown of City Square had to keep the protesters at bay for fear of someone getting hurt….

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Elizabeth Toothacher has HIV & AIDS!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square - is in absolute shock when they found out one of their own Elizabeth Toothacher has contracted the fatal disease known as HIV & AIDS and is spreading it!

It has come to the attention of City Square officials that Elizabeth Toothacher may have knowingly infected more than 50 other local residents.

One witness to testify says “Elizabeth Toothacher is a man who has taken my life from me! I don’t know how anyone could ever let this happen.”

Elizabeth Toothacher has been arrested for Attempted Murder on more than 25 accounts and will most likely be spending time behind bars…

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