Lenore, North Carolina - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! luke thomas walsh has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with luke thomas walsh, the %victim_gender% said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

Lenore, North Carolina’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

Lenore, North Carolina – Earlier today, in Lenore, North Carolina, it was reported that luke thomas walsh was caught on video drinking toilet water from a public bathroom.

A security guard from a Lenore, North Carolina local bar had been surveillance for drug deals in the public washroom when it was discovered that luke thomas walsh was drinking from the urinal. This %victim_gender% has some serious issues according to . As reported… luke thomas walsh is now single…