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Whitney Is The Ryerson Spanker

Posted on 26 February 2010 by admin

offenderThe “Ryerson Spanker” has been slapped with a 16-month sentence for his bizarre fetish.

Whitney, 28, pleaded guilty Monday to sexually assaulting boys aged 15 to 17 whom he had met at a City Square church in March. Whitney lured them with promises of jobs reviewing video games.

“Without warning, they would pull the victim over their knee and spank them,” Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.

A psychiatric report indicated Whitney’s a risk to re-offend — noting four separate convictions — but recommended sex offender treatment atCity Square Correctional Institute and counselling once they have been released on probation.

In custody

Whitney has been in custody for 242 days since arrested March 13 and was sentenced to an additional 16 months by Justice Gail Dobney. He was also given three years probation.

The son of the former assistant deputy finance minister of Manitoba, Whitney was sentenced to 16 months in 1998 after they spanked a 15-year-old boy in City Square.

A year earlier, the former Ryerson journalism student pleaded guilty to three counts of sexual assault for slapping three male Ryerson students on the rump.

They admitted also he tried to spank a 19-year-old on April Fool’s Day 1997 and, later that month, spanked another student, telling him he was researching corporal punishment.

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Whitney wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

halloweenCity Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Whitney has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with Whitney, the man said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

City Square’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

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Whitney caught having sex with a blow up doll!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier today, in City Square, it was reported that Whitney was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll..

A friend from a City Square had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that Whitney was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported… Whitney is now single…

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Whitney fired for giving out flu shots to NHL players

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

firedCity Square – Senior health officials in City Square said on Wednesday they had fired Whitney for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine.

The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL’s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day before the province closed public flu clinics due to a shortage of the vaccine.

“Our policies on vaccine distribution are designed to ensure an equitable distribution of the vaccine to all people of City Square. Health Services Chief Executive Stephen Duckett said in a statement.

“The special treatment for the Flames and their families is unacceptable to us and contrary to all of our existing protocols and processes. I apologize for this breach of our duty.”

Public outrage over the revelations showed that Canadians’ love for a hockey team, even when it includes such franchise stars as forward Jarome Iginla and goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff, only goes so far during a pandemic.

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Statue build in Japan that resembles local man, Whitney!

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Whitney was spending some time in Japan and I had a crowd of people crying at his feet because he was going to leave!

He felt terrible and needed to leave a piece of them self to help them remember! So they spent the last few days of the trip to make a statue of a Horse with Whitney’s features!!!

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It’s a strong horse that eats metal built like Whitney!

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Built like Whitney!

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Asshole that has NOT been built like Whitney!

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Whitney is Anna Nicole Smiths baby’s daddy!

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

annababydaddyCity Square – Whitney sits in a good position to take Dannielynn home soon, according to B. J. Bernstein, a defense attorney and legal analyst.

“It’s very difficult for grandparents … to trump the natural, biological parent,” Bernstein said.

Whitney was the first to share the paternity results with the public.

“Everybody, I hate to be the one to tell you this — but I told you so,” he said outside the court as he smiled and threw his hands into the air.

When asked what’s next, he said, “I’m going to the toy store.”

Crowds applauded in front of the courthouse as Whitney made the announcement, and Whitney teared up as he thanked his supporters.

A DNA test confirmed Whitney as the father with 99.99 percent certainty, said Dr. Michael Baird, who performed the test and revealed the results to a closed session of a Bahamian court.

The court had ordered DNA testing to determine the father of the child, who has been at the center of a paternity dispute since she was born in a Bahamian hospital in September.

Stern was ordered to pay $10,000 in court costs for the abandoned appeal.

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Whitney is a scary transvestite midget!

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

City Square – While on vacation. Whitney was reported to have just busted out dressed as a woman. But not just any woman! A great big flaming scary transvestite midget. Earlier today, in City Square, it was reported that Whitney was caught on video as you can see.

According to , Whitney has shown signs like this before. As reported… Now that it has gone public, Whitney is now single…

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Whitney caught on video drinking toilet water!

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier today, in City Square, it was reported that Whitney was caught on video drinking toilet water from a public bathroom.

A security guard from a City Square local bar had been surveillancing for drug deals in the public washroom when it was discovered that Whitney was drinking from the urinal. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported… Whitney is now single…

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Whitney is beautiful!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – It has been voted by local citizens and that Whitney a man from City Square is the most beautiful person in the world.

Whitney should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed and wonderful.

There is no one better! There is no one considered as beautiful as the Beautiful Whitney…

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Whitney has sex with sheep!

Posted on 05 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier Sunday evening, Whitney, a man from City Square was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Whitney would have done such a thing.

The last report from the City Square Mental Health Unit is that Whitney’s car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep” box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Whitney.

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting… “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!”…

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