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Mr Blobby has died in Alaska!

Alaska – Earlier today, it was reported that Mr Blobby has been found dead. The cause of death is not known at this time. The person, who was known by many people, was found unconscious in the shower by their mother at home on Sunday morning. A spokesperson for Alaska Medical Center told us that Mr Blobby [...]

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Mr Blobby wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Alaska - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Mr Blobby has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man. During an interview with Mr Blobby, the Male said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced [...]

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Mr Blobby is a cheater!

Alaska – It has been confirmed by that Mr Blobby is a low down dirty cheater. Mr Blobby is a Male who has been heaving sex with many other people while in a committed relationship with The Doll. During the ordeal, was forced to be tested for a number of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV [...]

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Mr Blobby is beautiful!

Alaska – It has been voted by local citizens and that Mr Blobby a Male from Alaska is the most beautiful person in the world. Mr Blobby should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, [...]

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Mr Blobby has sex with sheep!

Alaska – Earlier Sunday evening, Mr Blobby, a Male from Alaska was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the Male called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Mr Blobby would have done such a thing. The last report from the Alaska Mental Health Unit is [...]

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Rocky Mountain Telecom Canada Internet Service Ripped me off for hundreds of dollars and tried to sell me what was discovered to be a pirated 4PSA software. Vancouver, BC

Posted on 25 June 2010

Rocky Mountain Telecom 300-1055 West Hastings Street Vancouver British Columbia V6E 2E9 Canada Phone: 416-800-1255 Web Address: http://www.rockytelecom.com and www.canadainternet.ca DON’T GET SCAMMED LIKE I DID!!!! I should have expected it when I thought it was too good to be true. When sourcing a new telephony carrier for my company I found Canada Internet – [...] Continue Reading

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Mr Blobby caught having sex with a blow up doll!

Posted on 11 November 2009

Alaska – Earlier today, in Alaska, it was reported that Mr Blobby was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll.. A friend from a Alaska had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that Mr Blobby was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported… [...] Continue Reading

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Mr Blobby fired for giving out flu shots to NHL players

Posted on 06 November 2009

Alaska – Senior health officials in Alaska said on Wednesday they had fired Mr Blobby for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine. The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL’s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day [...] Continue Reading

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Statue build in Japan that resembles local Male, Mr Blobby!

Posted on 06 November 2009

Alaska – Mr Blobby was spending some time in Japan and I had a crowd of people crying at his feet because he was going to leave! He felt terrible and needed to leave a piece of them self to help them remember! So they spent the last few days of the trip to make a [...] Continue Reading

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