Archive | November, 2009

Sid Spareman wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

halloweenCity Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Sid Spareman has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man.

During an interview with Sid Spareman, the man said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me to stop at the local costume store and pick something up. ”

%client_name% continued “It was the best investment I’ve ever made. $40 for the mask and all night, I had all kinds of girls who wanted their picture with me and I took home $500 cash.”

City Square’s fiance was reported to say “I hated the costume at first, thinking how can anyone wear only a mask as a costume? I wasn’t sure we would even get in the club because costumes were mandatory. Then we end up leaving with the top prize.”

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Sid Spareman caught having sex with a blow up doll!

Posted on 11 November 2009 by admin

City Square – Earlier today, in City Square, it was reported that Sid Spareman was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll..

A friend from a City Square had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that Sid Spareman was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported… Sid Spareman is now single…

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Break It Down

Posted on 08 November 2009 by admin

Dilla Pickles – the official 2 in 1 album/mixtape in tribute to legendary producer/rapper J Dilla and Dan-e-o’s first-ever completely FREE digital download project – drops Halloween 2009!

All J Dilla beats! All Dan-e-o rhymes!

“Break It Down” is the first music video from the Dilla Pickles album/mixtape and is produced and directed by XCON of Late Night Shooters.

Download “Dilla Pickles” FREE right HERE:
http://www.dan-e-o.com/DillaPickles.zip

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Police seek robbery suspect

Posted on 07 November 2009 by admin

On Friday September 7th, my office was broken into. They stole 2 Server Tape Backup System, a wide screen wall mounted television, my computer and one of my 24 inch Viewsonic monitors. here is the video… do you know them?

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Watch As Lamers Get Owned

Posted on 07 November 2009 by admin

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The Funniest Video Ever

Posted on 07 November 2009 by admin

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Sid Spareman fired for giving out flu shots to NHL players

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

firedCity Square – Senior health officials in City Square said on Wednesday they had fired Sid Spareman for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine.

The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL’s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day before the province closed public flu clinics due to a shortage of the vaccine.

“Our policies on vaccine distribution are designed to ensure an equitable distribution of the vaccine to all people of City Square. Health Services Chief Executive Stephen Duckett said in a statement.

“The special treatment for the Flames and their families is unacceptable to us and contrary to all of our existing protocols and processes. I apologize for this breach of our duty.”

Public outrage over the revelations showed that Canadians’ love for a hockey team, even when it includes such franchise stars as forward Jarome Iginla and goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff, only goes so far during a pandemic.

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Flight Attendant Raps

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

Instead of another boring flight announcement…This Airline attendant makes flying a lot more interesting!!

This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board serving you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and Im here to tell you that,

Shortly after takeoff, first things first
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars
If a monster energy drink is your plan
Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can

We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic
We know youre ready to get to new places
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row with an exit

Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press the button to make the seatback raise up
Sit back relax have a good time

Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboar

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Fort Hood Shooting

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

An Army psychiatrist who opened fire at Fort Hood, Texas, killing 12 people and wounding 31 others, was shot but captured alive, military officials said late Thursday.

The gunman, identified as Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, was wounded at the scene but was captured alive and was in stable condition, Lt. Gen. Robert W. Cone, commanding general of the Army’s III Corps, said at a press conference late Thursday.

Eleven of the victims died at the scene, military officials said. A 12th died later at a hospital, NBC station KCEN-TV of Waco reported. Cone said that most of those who were shot were military but two were civilians.

Cone also said that a female officer who was thought to be the first responder shot Hasan and was herself wounded and had undergone surgery at a hospital. It was not clear if the officer was a military policewoman or a civilian officer.

Col. Ben Danner said the suspect was shot at least four times. “I would say his death is not imminent,” Cone said, adding that Hasan was in custody at a hospital.

It initially was reported that Hasan had been killed at the scene. But Cone said at the press conference that Hasan had been in custody since the incident occurred, and there was no explanation of the earlier report.

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Two O’ Clock

Posted on 06 November 2009 by admin

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