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Jeremy Cox Is The Ryerson Spanker

The “Ryerson Spanker” has been slapped with a 16-month sentence for his bizarre fetish. Jeremy Cox, 28, pleaded guilty Monday to sexually assaulting boys aged 15 to 17 whom he had met at a City Square church in March. Jeremy Cox lured them with promises of jobs reviewing video games. “Without warning, they would pull the victim over their knee [...]

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Jeremy Cox wins Best Costume at Halloween Costume Contest!

City Square - The winner of the 2009 Halloween Costume Contest has been announced! Jeremy Cox has  taken the top prize this year as the best dressed ugly old man. During an interview with Jeremy Cox, the man said “I wasn’t going to be dressing up at all, but on the way to the party my fiance forced me [...]

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Jeremy Cox is a cheater!

City Square – It has been confirmed by that Jeremy Cox is a low down dirty cheater. Jeremy Cox is a man who has been heaving sex with many other people while in a committed relationship with . During the ordeal, was forced to be tested for a number of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV and a [...]

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Jeremy Cox is beautiful!

City Square – It has been voted by local citizens and that Jeremy Cox a man from City Square is the most beautiful person in the world. Jeremy Cox should be considered attractive, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, [...]

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Jeremy Cox has sex with sheep!

City Square – Earlier Sunday evening, Jeremy Cox, a man from City Square was reported to have purchased one of “Loving Lambs – Inflatable Sheep”. Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Jeremy Cox would have done such a thing. The last report from the City Square Mental Health Unit is that [...]

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Jeremy Cox caught having sex with a blow up doll!

Posted on 11 November 2009

City Square – Earlier today, in City Square, it was reported that Jeremy Cox was caught on video having sex with a blowup doll.. A friend from a City Square had come by for a friendly visit when it was discovered that Jeremy Cox was making strange noises upstairs. This man has some serious issues according to . As reported… Jeremy Cox [...] Continue Reading

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Jeremy Cox fired for giving out flu shots to NHL players

Posted on 06 November 2009

City Square – Senior health officials in City Square said on Wednesday they had fired Jeremy Cox for giving National Hockey League players preferential access to the H1N1 flu vaccine. The controversy boiled over this week when it was revealed that players for the NHL’s Calgary Flames and their families received shots on an exclusive basis one day before [...] Continue Reading

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Statue build in Japan that resembles local man, Jeremy Cox!

Posted on 06 November 2009

City Square – Jeremy Cox was spending some time in Japan and I had a crowd of people crying at his feet because he was going to leave! He felt terrible and needed to leave a piece of them self to help them remember! So they spent the last few days of the trip to make a statue [...] Continue Reading

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Jeremy Cox is Anna Nicole Smiths baby’s daddy!

Posted on 06 November 2009

City Square – Jeremy Cox sits in a good position to take Dannielynn home soon, according to B. J. Bernstein, a defense attorney and legal analyst. “It’s very difficult for grandparents … to trump the natural, biological parent,” Bernstein said. Jeremy Cox was the first to share the paternity results with the public. “Everybody, I hate to be the one to [...] Continue Reading

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